Things That Happened While I was in Singapore (Singapore Sucks)

(also known as the night when everyone wants to have sex with me. it happens once every 2000 years. I'm like Jesus on Viagra)

• @ruby1201 got pissed drunk in Potatohead and wishing I was there (she was drunk and prolly don't realize that, but i'm keeping it for posterity). She is going to Paris in July. I will convince her that this is March.
  
• @chibialfa and me are building a dungeon to keep her from going.
• @nonkanya will be my effeminate villainy partner for a World Domination Plan and she will be dressed as a triple layered cake between vanilla and chocolate. She smells tutti frutti. She's also half robots (remember to lubricate).
  
• @aulia twits and blogs LOADING BARS on Apple. Crazy MacHeads are crazy!!

I'm heading to the sex shop in Orchard to buy the necessary equipment tomorrow and will fly back as soon as possible.

PS: IF the people at MUI reads this, they will declare Twitter haram or something. Wait till i get to my World Domination Plan bit.


PSS: I was bookshopping at Borders and TWO (yes, one, and then another one similarly mad and Singaporean) girls chatted me up.
I am blogging this for posterity.

PSSS: Also, totally unrelated to my Jesus-like wonderfulness or Twittering the pleasure of pains but interesting enough to blog: Honking Horn Is Not Constitutionally Protected.

PSSSS: Also, Adriana Lima is a virgin.